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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
So they don't whistle on the way down...
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"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office.
"I think I'm turning into a man"
then the doctor says,
"Now hold on littl ... Read On »
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"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger.
"Can you come this way?" ... Read On »
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Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor,
"I'm going to hav ... Read On »
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A little boy walks up to his father and says,
"Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?"
Son, "Well, b ... Read On »
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A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.
It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to ... Read On »
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Titicons
(.)(.) tiny tits
(o) (o) regular tits
( O )( O ) big tits
( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits
( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits
{.} {.} s ... Read On »
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AGE DRINK 17
Wine Coolers 25
White wine 35
Red wine 48
Dom Perignon 66 ... Read On »
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Age FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and ... Read On »
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