Category: Women Jokes

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What makes a girl go "mmmmmmmmmmmm"? 
 Duct tape


How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?


How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "


Why do female parachutists wear tampons?


Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
So they don't whistle on the way down...


Why do women have legs?


why do women have legs?
have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??


Manly signs


"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office.
"I think I'm turning into a man"
then the doctor says,
"Now hold on littl ... Read On »


A woman asks the hardware store clerk...


"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger.
"Can you come this way?" ... Read On »


Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...


Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor,
"I'm going to hav ... Read On »


A little boy walks up to his father and says...


A little boy walks up to his father and says,
"Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?"
Son, "Well, b ... Read On »


A new medical study has shown that...


A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.
It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to ... Read On »


Titicons


Titicons
(.)(.) tiny tits
(o) (o) regular tits
( O )( O ) big tits
( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits
( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits
{.} {.} s ... Read On »


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