Category: War

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...


A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for que ... Read On »


Two men were boasting to each other...


Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
"Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one,
"that when they presented arms ... Read On »


During the Vietnam war...


During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

"Didn't you hear me say that we're outnu ... Read On »


A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...


A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit.
So ... Read On »


The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field...


The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said:
"Sir, look up into the sky and tell me w ... Read On »


A good idea


Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor,
"Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"
"My father said it'd be a good idea, si ... Read On »


During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...


During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the whee ... Read On »


Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable...


Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he joined the Marines, but old habits die ... Read On »


The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks...


The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes has the heart of a tiny child . . . ... Read On »


The new Ensign was assigned to subs...


The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise lea ... Read On »


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