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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and sai ... Read On »
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Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
Rada ... Read On »
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we l ... Read On »
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Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . .
I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .please instruct!
To ... Read On »
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.
That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck.
"Where's Georg ... Read On »
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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.
At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.
When the man go ... Read On »
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A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young coupl ... Read On »
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Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
A: With a fishing pole!
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Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.
"Who turned on the f**king lights?" a male passenger, who had be ... Read On »
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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and ... Read On »
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