Category: Travel Jokes

The subway car was packed...


The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and sai ... Read On »


Noisy stuff


Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
Rada ... Read On »


El delicatassen


Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we l ... Read On »


Pilot to tower...


Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . .
I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .please instruct!
To ... Read On »


Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs...


Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.
That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck.
"Where's Georg ... Read On »


There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...


There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.
At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.
When the man go ... Read On »


A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...


A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and sai ... Read On »


A great way to spend eternity


A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young coupl ... Read On »


How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?


Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
A: With a fishing pole!


Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?


Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.


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