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Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.
Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the ... Read On »
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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building materia ... Read On »
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Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probab ... Read On »
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1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was ta ... Read On »
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Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, ... Read On »
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A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.
"Hey, don't ... Read On »
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There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then ... Read On »
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A shoe seller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.
"No problem," says the mathematician, "there is a si ... Read On »
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It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by ... Read On »
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