Category: Situations

Discovering too late that a...


Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's own ... Read On »


Doing the right thing


Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : Bu ... Read On »


A man is walking past this house when a used condom...


A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and a ... Read On »


A rookie police officer was assigned...


A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some ... Read On »


A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...


A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla sitting on a bar stool.
The man asked the bartender what the gorilla was doing in the bar so the ba ... Read On »


There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...


There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.
Up walks a so called "lady of the night".
She says, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want."
Our ... Read On »


Gimme some aspirin!


Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins.
Half ... Read On »


Buy me bras!


"Dad, can i ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." ... Read On »


Only once


"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.
"It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, si ... Read On »


The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...


The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonald was in America.
An old lady fixed her gaze on his 17th Centurysporran and asked, ... Read On »


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