Category: Sex Jokes

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A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses, masturbated, and had wet dreams ... Read On »


It was laying limp in my hand...


It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on.
I ... Read On »


A tall woman met a midget at a party...


A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.
After a few drinks they went back ... Read On »


How do you clean a condom?


How do you clean a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it!


It was a somber day in Disney land...


It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court..
The judge was about to make his decision he said "I'm sorry mickey, I ... Read On »


Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?


Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"


A guy steps into an elevator and...


A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right ... Read On »


Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...


Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him. He asked if they wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come ... Read On »


A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.


A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.
She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few ... Read On »


These two sperm were swimming around...


These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...
Hey, are we almost there???
Is this the fallopian tube??? ... Read On »


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