Category: School

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$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I ne ... Read On »


Teaching


Teaching
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be ... Read On »


The price decides everything


On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for al ... Read On »


When asked for her occupation...


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have ... Read On »


MD Qs and As


What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How ... Read On »


Should you have any questions during the exam...


Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.
This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.


College Dorm


On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all mal ... Read On »


Dad, can you write in the dark?


SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.


A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure...


A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.
He says, ... Read On »


Little Johnny was in his math's class one day...


Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $20," the teacher began,"and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to ... Read On »


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