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Teaching
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be ... Read On »
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for al ... Read On »
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have ... Read On »
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What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How ... Read On »
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A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.
He says, ... Read On »
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Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $20," the teacher began,"and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to ... Read On »
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask
"Why do we have to learn thisstu ... Read On »
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The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name ... Read On »
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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
Little Johnny handed in his slip ... Read On »
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