Category: Religion

Two attorneys went into a diner...


Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became q ... Read On »


Love Jesus


The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper ... Read On »


Heaven and smoking


Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven?

Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.


Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...


"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his rig ... Read On »


What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?


What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.


Whats black and white and red all over?


Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.


What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?


What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
A religious movement!


Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...


Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says,
"I`ve never come this way before!" and the second nun says,
"Oh, it must be the cobb ... Read On »


What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?


What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."


What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?


What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
Coincidence on 34th Street.


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