Category: Relationships

Prescription


This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asks "What for?"
She says "I want to kill my husband".
He says "Sorr ... Read On »


Want to make love to you


He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.


Flies


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responde ... Read On »


I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...


I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband,
He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.


What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?


What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?
"You might be - you look familiar"


God made a man and then rested...


God made a man and then rested.
God made a woman and then no one rested.


Age difference


What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a st ... Read On »


A loving couple


Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was l ... Read On »


Better than Sex


A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off o ... Read On »


What Trip?


One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business tri ... Read On »


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