Category: Police Jokes

Dealing with criminals

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this ev ... Read On »

Catching the shoplifter

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter,
"I know you don't want ... Read On »

Lost far from a home

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman sai ... Read On »

Time for the wedding

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the o ... Read On »

How fast was I going?

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

Judge has some fun

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thund ... Read On »

Warning all shoplifters

Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.
Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent ... Read On »

Request before death

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. ... Read On »

Very stupid robbers

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said,
"I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one scr ... Read On »

Purchasing the brain

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation's asked about the prices.
The doctor said,
"Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000.
Th ... Read On »