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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this ev ... Read On »
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter,
"I know you don't want ... Read On »
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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman sai ... Read On »
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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the o ... Read On »
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A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thund ... Read On »
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.
Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent ... Read On »
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer.
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said,
"I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one scr ... Read On »
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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation's asked about the prices.
The doctor said,
"Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000.
Th ... Read On »
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he respo ... Read On »
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