Category: Ouch

A young girl sees her father in the shower...


A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.
"Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poe ... Read On »


The definition of a phallic symbol


This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks
"Whats a failic symbol?
Doctor says "you're kidding.."
Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a fai ... Read On »


This guy walks in to a bathroom...


This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a sign that says "put your d**k in here, we'll do what your wife does for you".
So ... Read On »


Paying bills


Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only o ... Read On »


Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...


Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side.
"But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much bet ... Read On »


The blind date had not been all that great and...


The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said
"Hey! You wan ... Read On »


Mirror, mirror


A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, ... Read On »


A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...


A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arriv ... Read On »


A caring son


It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. ... Read On »


I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...


I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"
She said, "Do you like sex?"
I said, "O ... Read On »


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