Category: Miscellaneous

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother,
"Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied,
"No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rou ... Read On »

No More Fishing For Baby Sis

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never ... Read On »

Having Children Is Like:

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college.
He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

No Worms Please!

A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighborhood. She wa ... Read On »

Black Eye

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?
Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

Santa\\\'s Entrance

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house,
just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

High On a Plane

A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.
The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the pl ... Read On »

Brushing the Child

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

Naming Children

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.