Category: Military Jokes

Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend

The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went ... Read On »

Commanding the dumb

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said,
"All right! All you dummies fall out."
As the rest of the ... Read On »

Give chocolate pudding

First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "It's aga ... Read On »

Piloting your plane

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the ... Read On »

Misunderstanding terms

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure ... Read On »

His military etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. ... Read On »

A young naval student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Th ... Read On »

Brag about parents

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes," said the Navy ... Read On »

Soldiers in Heaven

Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother.
"What makes you ask?"
"There ... Read On »

Let's see the world

Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.
"What made you join the Army?" asked one.
"Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see t ... Read On »