Category: Men Jokes

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...


If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.
If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.


What's the best way to kill a man?


Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one


What do men and pantyhose have in common?


Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!


A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...


A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked,
"What's he like? ... Read On »


What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A rumor


Why don't men get mad cow disease?


A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"

Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"


Some people are sitting in a bar...


Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says,
"My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "Tha ... Read On »


How many men does it take to open a beer?


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


Two buddies get together and decide to...


Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whore house, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for ... Read On »


How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?


How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk...


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