Category: Marriage Jokes

The government cuts costs


The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard a ... Read On »


This wife is too jealous


There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,
"Great, so ... Read On »


A way to save your marriage


A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told ... Read On »


Don't take any chances


A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Do ... Read On »


What a large crowd


A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was the ... Read On »


The way you say it


It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl:
"Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl ... Read On »


Going to the office


Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your pic ... Read On »


Finding perfect men


At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining ligh ... Read On »


Getting into fights


A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to conced ... Read On »


Have long marriages


Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music ... Read On »


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