Category: Legal

If two lawyers were drowning...


No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated!
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go ... Read On »


An older woman was in the pastoral study...


An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding.
"Father," she said,
"How am I going to tell my husband th ... Read On »


A local United Way office realized that...


A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributio ... Read On »


Too good to be true


A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," sa ... Read On »


A precise location


Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Wi ... Read On »


Where lawers come from


An anxious woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor," she asks nervously, " can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, ... Read On »


Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?


Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?


What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You should take your work boots off before you jump on a trampoline.


What is the proper weight for an attorney?


What is the proper weight for an attorney?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?


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