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No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated!
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go ... Read On »
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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributio ... Read On »
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," sa ... Read On »
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Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Wi ... Read On »
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor," she asks nervously, " can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, ... Read On »
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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.
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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?
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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.
He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned ... Read On »
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On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible
"What are you d ... Read On »
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