Category: Language Jokes

English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the egg ... Read On »

Quips & quotes

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Santa's Helpers?

Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!

Santa's Wife

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

Stop redundancy

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and ... Read On »

A lecture about English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, t ... Read On »


The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.