Category: Kids Jokes

Ant jokes 02

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!

What games to ... Read On »

Bear jokes 01

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

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Bee jokes 04

Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle!

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!

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Bird jokes 03

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
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Cat jokes 01

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

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Cat jokes 02

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got tha ... Read On »

Cat jokes 04

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: What's striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

Q: What is the ca ... Read On »

Cat jokes 06

Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
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Caterpillar jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!

What has st ... Read On »

Chicken jokes 02

Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Egg ... Read On »