Category: Job/Office Jokes

Want a day off work?


So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year i ... Read On »


Have incredible dogs


Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T- ... Read On »


Have a life after death


"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything ... Read On »


Pay for your past bills


A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill h ... Read On »


Selling war insurance


Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. ... Read On »


Old local blacksmith


An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was cr ... Read On »


Drummer problems


A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i ... Read On »


Pick a starting salary


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT,
"And what starting salary were you looking for ... Read On »


Boss wants too much


For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular ... Read On »


Sleeping on the job


Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute powe ... Read On »


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