Category: Job/Office Jokes

Want a day off work?


So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year i ... Read On »


Have a life after death


"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything ... Read On »


Pay for your past bills


A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill h ... Read On »


Selling war insurance


Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. ... Read On »


Old local blacksmith


An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was cr ... Read On »


Drummer problems


A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i ... Read On »


Boss wants too much


For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular ... Read On »


Sleeping on the job


Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute powe ... Read On »


Must help the wife


Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me ... Read On »


Stock market report


Today's Stock Market Report:
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were ... Read On »


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