Category: Irish Jokes

There goes another one


Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick.
"And ... Read On »


Jokes about Ireland


Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other,
"Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, ... Read On »


Pat and Jimmy-Joe


Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other,
"Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, ... Read On »


Irishman went to a pet shop


Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.
"We have 99" replied the shop owner
"Give us the lot" said the Irish man, pa ... Read On »


Jokes about St. Patrick's Day


Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy ... Read On »


I live in the flat above Paddy


A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first,
"What's your name and address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to ... Read On »


McQuillan walked into a bar


McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with o ... Read On »


Spitting in the vase


"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?"
"No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"


The Doctor was puzzled


The Doctor was puzzled
"I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink."
"Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'l ... Read On »


His wife had been killed


His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She ... Read On »


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