Category: Gender Jokes

Discussing finances


A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
Finally the husband exploded,
"If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"
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Short gender joke


What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!


More M & M's?


Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!


I.Q. of 50?


What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?

Gifted!


Men and beer bottles


What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!


Roll of toilet paper


How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.


Men and Parking Spots


How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.


Man's idea of housework?


What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.


I can do better than this!


What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!


Exercise at the beach


How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.


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