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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
The Queen Mother
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18...B52...F18
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man ... Read On »
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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.....
"Mate", the aussie said,
"Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I ... Read On »
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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
A leisure center.
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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. ... Read On »
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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".
... Read On »
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What do they call condoms in Germany?
Weinerhosen
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Ru ... Read On »
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Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other
"I'm not feeling very well"
The other turns around and replies
"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get ... Read On »
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