Category: Foreigners

What goes in and out and smells of piss?


What goes in and out and smells of piss?

The Queen Mother


How do you play Iraqi bingo?


How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18...B52...F18


Guns in a garden


An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man ... Read On »


Greedy Kiwi


This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.....
"Mate", the aussie said,
"Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I ... Read On »


What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?


What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
A leisure center.


What is the difference between a English actuary and...


What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. ... Read On »


A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...


A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette p ... Read On »


I saw a pen in a store the other day...


I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".
... Read On »


What do they call condoms in Germany?


What do they call condoms in Germany?
Weinerhosen


A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...


A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Ru ... Read On »


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