Category: Food Jokes

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, y ... Read On »

You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself ... Read On »

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it b ... Read On »

The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.
The big father tomato walks back to the ... Read On »

Purchasing mailing lists

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.
In ... Read On »

What is this?

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens," he said,
"what is ... Read On »

Sorry for eating the peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few mag ... Read On »

Are caterpillars good to eat?

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Ju ... Read On »

I have a Microsoft waiter

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waite ... Read On »

We could have been here sooner

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
"Here is your ocean side condo, over ... Read On »