Category: Farming Jokes

Wife isn't in the car


On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which th ... Read On »


Settling a cow case


A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through wh ... Read On »


Celebrating an event


An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their g ... Read On »


Pig misunderstanding


Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft repor ... Read On »


Winning Nobel prize


A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of t ... Read On »


Gathering chickens


The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and brok ... Read On »


Lacking all religion


A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher aske ... Read On »


Helping your father


A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my so ... Read On »


Dem' smart city folk


A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.
A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence ... Read On »


Visiting a rural farm


Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaug ... Read On »


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