Category: Ethnic Jokes

How do they do it?


How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?
Most satisfactory!


For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...


For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had ... Read On »


Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...


Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.
The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they ... Read On »


A Greek BBQ


How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
With a Crowbar!!!!!


Cock fights


How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?
He enters a duck.

How can you tell if a Pole is present?
He bets money on the duck. ... Read On »


Jewish medicine


Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?
When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.


Jewish mothers


Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said,
"Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself" ... Read On »


How did you do that??


Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?".
"Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a ... Read On »


A brief declaration


A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"
He thinks a second and he says, "It ... Read On »


A present for the anniversary


A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sab ... Read On »


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