Category: Elderly

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Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...
Inside: ... We had to stay up all night l ... Read On »

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:
"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? ... Read On »

Movies changed

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the ... Read On »

Automotive horror

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just hea ... Read On »

Guaranteed visits

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wa ... Read On »

She is angry at you

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son,
"Timmy, would you go n ... Read On »

No Peer Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied ... Read On »

When you are young

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.
When you are older, you will settle for being the master of ... Read On »

A couple of geezers were sitting...

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, having a little chat.
"How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin.
"I'm not feeling wel ... Read On »

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up...

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him,
"So how has life been treating ... Read On »