Category: Dumb Jokes

IDIOTS & RETAIL


I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She infor ... Read On »


ADVICE FOR IDIOTS


An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees:
"Blink your eyelids periodically to lubrica ... Read On »


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD


I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing ... Read On »


IDIOTS & COMPUTERS


My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with the ... Read On »


Mariah Carey's quote


Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.
Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, ... Read On »


LICENSE TO STEAL


Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pullin ... Read On »


IN THE BAG


A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that t ... Read On »


DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?


A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.
For payment, he provided the co ... Read On »


YOU MEAN ME?


A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"
When his partner moved, the sta ... Read On »


LEARN YOUR LESSON


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have ... Read On »


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