Category: Doctor Jokes

What should I do then?

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?

Doctor: Sell!

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of yo ... Read On »

The prison hospital

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of ... Read On »

How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very s ... Read On »

Would you please do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painfu ... Read On »

An invisible man is here to see you

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Bad temper problem

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Pati ... Read On »

People are ignoring me

A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!

I want to lose some weight

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut y ... Read On »

A doctor is complaining to a mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic,
"Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you ha ... Read On »