Category: Dirty Jokes

Parrrot boy & daddy


There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.
He ha ... Read On »


The old mans bird


There's an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl was passing by she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.
The man ... Read On »


Dirty minds


Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?

A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!


Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)


What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?
After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.


Reload.


A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He do ... Read On »


Abstinence


Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.
The minister said that they would have to go without sex for tw ... Read On »


College Rules


On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all ma ... Read On »


Foot Tall


A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. ... Read On »


Sunday School


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ... Read On »


That IS The Only Difference


What's the difference between light and hard?
You can go to sleep with the light on.


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