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There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.
He ha ... Read On »
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There's an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl was passing by she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.
The man ... Read On »
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Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?
After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.
The minister said that they would have to go without sex for tw ... Read On »
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. ... Read On »
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ... Read On »
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What's the difference between light and hard?
You can go to sleep with the light on.
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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," sa ... Read On »
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Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bu ... Read On »
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