Category: Computing Jokes

Gender and computers

Top nine reasons computers must be male:

9. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
8. A better model is always just around the corner. ... Read On »

The problem is at your end

One of Microsoft's finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He f ... Read On »

Some possible computer bumper stickers

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) ... Read On »

The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8. Whe ... Read On »

Why the television is better than the World Wide Web

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Er ... Read On »

Confusion about Y2K

Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. ... Read On »

Software development cycle

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to th ... Read On »

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.
Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than mo ... Read On »

If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...

They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after ... Read On »

If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...

Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.
Each ornament would weight a ... Read On »