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Top nine reasons computers must be male:
9. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
8. A better model is always just around the corner.
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One of Microsoft's finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He f ... Read On »
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1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) ... Read On »
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10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8. Whe ... Read On »
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Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. ... Read On »
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1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to th ... Read On »
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Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.
Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than mo ... Read On »
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Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.
Each ornament would weight a ... Read On »
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The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
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They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
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