Category: Clean Jokes

Motherinlaw's Funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.
As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: "Why are you crying, you nev ... Read On »

Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?
A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

What's on your back?

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want ... Read On »

Jump out of the plane!

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
"We're h ... Read On »

Irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?

30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

A nerd, a nude, and a bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked ... Read On »

10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raising in full " ... Read On »

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4. You keep more food tha ... Read On »

Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the ... Read On »

You know you drink too much coffee when...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
3. You can jump-start your car without cables.
4. You do twe ... Read On »