Category: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris and The Joker


Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.


Infinity


Chuck Norris counted to infinity
- Twice.


Chuck Norris' Tears


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.


There is no protection


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


Life on Mars


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars;
that's why there are no signs of life there.


What Superman wears


Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


Russian Roulette


Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.



Boogeyman


When the boogeyman goes to sleep,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Virgin Islands


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now only The Islands.


Piss name in ...


Some kids piss their name in the snow.
Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.


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