Category: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris and The Joker

Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity
- Twice.

Chuck Norris' Tears

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.

There is no protection

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Life on Mars

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars;
that's why there are no signs of life there.

What Superman wears

Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Russian Roulette

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.


When the boogeyman goes to sleep,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Virgin Islands

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now only The Islands.

Piss name in ...

Some kids piss their name in the snow.
Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.