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10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks his babysitter is gay.
"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.
Timm ... Read On »
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A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys p ... Read On »
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual,
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and ... Read On »
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Little Johnny was in class again.
Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?"
Meg puts up her hand.
"Th ... Read On »
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Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where we ... Read On »
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Little Johnny says to his mother
"Mommy, I have to go and tinkle."
The mother replies back
"Would you like Mommy to take you?".
Little Joh ... Read On »
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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....
she says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "because you are a pedophile".
He ... Read On »
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ... Read On »
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That' ... Read On »
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Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
A. You molest them!.
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