Category: Children

Our bright childhood...


10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks his babysitter is gay.
"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.
Timm ... Read On »


A young teenager comes home from school...


A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys p ... Read On »


Mom took little johnny to the doctor...


Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.
Doc. said, how did such a thing happen?
Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor ... Read On »


Backward Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual,
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and ... Read On »


Little Johnny was in class again...


Little Johnny was in class again.
Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?"
Meg puts up her hand.
"Th ... Read On »


Little Johnny walks into his primary school...


Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where we ... Read On »


Little Johnny says to his mother...


Little Johnny says to his mother
"Mommy, I have to go and tinkle."
The mother replies back
"Would you like Mommy to take you?".
Little Joh ... Read On »


This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...


This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....
she says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "because you are a pedophile".
He ... Read On »


One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...


One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ... Read On »


After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...


After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That' ... Read On »


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