Category: Celebrities

Solve the riddle


Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all ... Read On »


I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...


I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your ha ... Read On »


What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...


Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hansons.


Good news and bad news


The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom.
"Kid's......there's good n ... Read On »


Do the math


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said,
"Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little J ... Read On »


What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?


Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?

A: The front row of a Hanson concert


What's stiff and excites women?


Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley.


What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?


Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.


Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...


Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a movie about the lives of the great composers.
Stallone says "I want to be Mozart."
Swartze ... Read On »


Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...


Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, ... Read On »


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