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Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all ... Read On »
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your ha ... Read On »
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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hansons.
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The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom.
"Kid's......there's good n ... Read On »
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said,
"Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little J ... Read On »
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Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row of a Hanson concert
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Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley.
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Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a movie about the lives of the great composers.
Stallone says "I want to be Mozart."
Swartze ... Read On »
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, ... Read On »
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