Category: Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?


What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
full up!


Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...


Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Judi: That's nothing; last night I had ov ... Read On »


Whats a blondes favorite surgery?


Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?

A Slipodictomy.


What is the difference between butter and a blonde?


Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

A: Butter is difficult to spread.


An easy solution


On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since s ... Read On »


A young blonde woman is distraught...


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day ... Read On »


What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?


What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.


Why do blondes like lightning?


Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.


This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...


This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear,
"Do you want to move to t ... Read On »


I was shopping at our local supermarket...


I was shopping at our local supermarket.
When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me.
As she placed her grocerie ... Read On »


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