Category: Bar Jokes

Arriving home very drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar:
"Why do ... Read On »

I didn't get any money this time

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments,
"You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mot ... Read On »

You looked a lot like my wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped ... Read On »

A neutron at a bar

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For y ... Read On »

He is a very fast drinker

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says,
"What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven ... Read On »

They are stopped by the police

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped becau ... Read On »

Female hormones in beer

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred m ... Read On »

A golf club visits a local bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him.
"Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll ... Read On »

The wife is not speaking to me

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worri ... Read On »

Who gave you those black eyes?

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the barte ... Read On »