Stop redundancy

Category: Language Jokes


The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.
So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.
This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.


English language


Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the egg ... Read On »

Quips & quotes


Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Santa's Helpers?


Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!

Santa's Wife


Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

Stop redundancy


The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and ... Read On »

A lecture about English


A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, t ... Read On »

Grammar


The past, present and future walk into a bar.
...

It was tense.

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