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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went ... Read On »
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As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said,
"All right! All you dummies fall out."
As the rest of the ... Read On »
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First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "It's aga ... Read On »
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An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the ... Read On »
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One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure ... Read On »
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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. ... Read On »
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Th ... Read On »
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An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes," said the Navy ... Read On »
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Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother.
"What makes you ask?"
"There ... Read On »
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Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.
"What made you join the Army?" asked one.
"Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see t ... Read On »
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