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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
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5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of yo ... Read On »
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Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of ... Read On »
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very s ... Read On »
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painfu ... Read On »
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Pati ... Read On »
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A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
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A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut y ... Read On »
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
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