A somewhat drunk man feels a...

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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"


A somewhat drunk man feels a...


A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with ... Read On »

Two drunks walk into a bar...


Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says
"I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for ... Read On »

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got ... Read On »

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...


There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wif ... Read On »

Clearing it


A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!
Ever ... Read On »

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...


A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.
Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.
"Get me out of here", said the one in ... Read On »

How can you tell?


"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband.
"How can you tell ?" he asked.
"Did you smell it ?"
"Nope. But a b ... Read On »

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?


What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...


A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.
She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and spl ... Read On »

Drunk walks into elevator...


Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,and then s ... Read On »

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