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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.
If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked,
"What's he like? ... Read On »
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A rumor
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A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"
Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"
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Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says,
"My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "Tha ... Read On »
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whore house, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for ... Read On »
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk...
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