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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me ... Read On »
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I have an earache:
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstitio ... Read On »
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Oprectomy
KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115 ... Read On »
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Two gynecologists meet at lunch.
The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle.
The second one says, "That big or ... Read On »
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"give me the bad news first."
"You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?"
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
"Oh. Well, that' ... Read On »
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
A home-sick abortion.
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There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic ... Read On »
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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What do you do when an epileptic takes a bath?
Throw in your laundry.
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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But ... Read On »
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