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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper ... Read On »
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"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his rig ... Read On »
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What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Whats black and white and red all over?
A nun in a car accident.
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Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says,
"I`ve never come this way before!" and the second nun says,
"Oh, it must be the cobb ... Read On »
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What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."
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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
Coincidence on 34th Street.
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What is white and streaks across the sky?
The coming of the Lord.
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this isr ... Read On »
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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.
A twelve-yea ... Read On »
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