TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS

Category: Computer Jokes


TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
Earlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon.
He wasn't kidding: And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ".xxx" domain for pornographic sites.
But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them:
10. ".trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner
9. ".bill"--Microsoft has bought this company
8. ".love"--for people who would rather cuddle
7. ".slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines
6. ".geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean
5. ".404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996
4. ".y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world
3. ".burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer
2. ".*"--contains allegations about President Clinton's sex life
1. ".duh"--explains, in detail, stuff you already know


Software Development Process


Software Development Process
1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team
2) Announce availability
3) Write the code
4) Write the manual
5) Hir ... Read On »

Virus Alert


Virus Alert
There is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propagated through the email system.
If you get an email message with the subje ... Read On »

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...


A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night sh ... Read On »

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS


TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
Earlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" ... Read On »

Acronyms


PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - Syste ... Read On »

Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...


Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky:
- Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill
- She sucks
- She blows
- She's bloated
- She ... Read On »

If Apple made toasters...


If Apple made toasters...

It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.
The toast would make a little smiley face at yo ... Read On »

If Cray made toasters...


If Cray made toasters...
They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other single-slice toaster in the world, at least for a couple of y ... Read On »

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...


A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, f ... Read On »

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...


I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.

I'm betting the baby will be late.

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