A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...

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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
"And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."


Software Development Process


Software Development Process
1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team
2) Announce availability
3) Write the code
4) Write the manual
5) Hir ... Read On »

Virus Alert


Virus Alert
There is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propagated through the email system.
If you get an email message with the subje ... Read On »

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...


A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night sh ... Read On »

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS


TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
Earlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" ... Read On »

Acronyms


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Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...


Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky:
- Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill
- She sucks
- She blows
- She's bloated
- She ... Read On »

If Apple made toasters...


If Apple made toasters...

It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.
The toast would make a little smiley face at yo ... Read On »

If Cray made toasters...


If Cray made toasters...
They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other single-slice toaster in the world, at least for a couple of y ... Read On »

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...


A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, f ... Read On »

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...


I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.

I'm betting the baby will be late.

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