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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
full up!
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Judi: That's nothing; last night I had ov ... Read On »
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Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?
A Slipodictomy.
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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day ... Read On »
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear,
"Do you want to move to t ... Read On »
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I was shopping at our local supermarket.
When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me.
As she placed her grocerie ... Read On »
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What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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