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Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water I drank it.
Sincerely,
the Opportunist
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I never forget a face!
But in your case I'll make an exception!
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She has a pretty little head.
For a head, it's pretty little.
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She's like yesterday's coffee
-- a little weak in the bean.
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He should study to be a bone specialist
- he has the head for it.
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You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said,
"Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!
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Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
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You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
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I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday.
You never told me you were moving.
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Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted,
“Hey, who turned off the heater!”
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