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I had my appendix removed.
There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of ... Read On »
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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.
It's a flat fee. - Wendy Liebman
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers.
Yeah, they can't find you when ... Read On »
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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks.
Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chin ... Read On »
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Do you ever get the vuja day feeling?
Not deja vu.
This is vuja day:
the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carli ... Read On »
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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporari ... Read On »
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The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests.
You can tell Republicans are in power.
"Pollut ... Read On »
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I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.
He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.
He told me that he walked out ... Read On »
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Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.
"Oh, look at her, she's precious,just like Mommy."
Me?!?
If I birthed somet ... Read On »
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