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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a lar ... Read On »
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was i ... Read On »
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways a ... Read On »
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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