Yo mama's house is so small

Category: Yo Mama Jokes


Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


Yo mama's house is so small


Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a lar ... Read On »

Yo mama's hair is so short


Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama's nose is so big


Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama is so flat


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama is so old


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was i ... Read On »

Yo mama is so poor


Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford ... Read On »

Yo mama's head so small


Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama is so skinny


Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways a ... Read On »

Yo mama is so greasy


Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so fat.. tripped


Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

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