DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?

Category: Dumb Jokes


A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.
For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.


IDIOTS & RETAIL


I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She infor ... Read On »

ADVICE FOR IDIOTS


An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees:
"Blink your eyelids periodically to lubrica ... Read On »

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS


My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with the ... Read On »

IN THE BAG


A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that t ... Read On »

DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?


A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.
For payment, he provided the co ... Read On »

YOU MEAN ME?


A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"
When his partner moved, the sta ... Read On »

LEARN YOUR LESSON


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have ... Read On »

AHH, THAT'S BETTER!


A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberi ... Read On »

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few triflin ... Read On »

An insurance company


Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: I could ... Read On »

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